Dear SB..

We get thousands of fan letters every day, and not all of them are to offer us sexual favours and free drugs, or ask our phone numbers.

Some of them ask us deep and sensitive questions about things that are troubling them. Why they would think that we, a pack of rabid idiots, would be able to help them, we just don't know?

Anyways, so that we can help some of you more troubled readers to get through the day, here are some of those questions we found most fascinating.