Yocum SlackBack from South Gater Valley in Arkansas, USA has been collecting string for a very long time, and so has his brother Billy-Bob. This sort of behaviour is highly  disturbing.
Plonksville Arizona, June 15th 1989: After a lifetime of experimenting, Elmo Spigot succeeded in producing a flying automobile.  The catapult is out of frame in this photo.
Austria is now in the European Common Market.  As such, it has new obligations.  This extends to its military commitments.  Despite being entirely land-locked, here you see the sole Austrian Naval vessel, SS Knurdle being deployed to participate in wargames in the Mediterranean.
Undoubtedly the strangest ship ever built for any navy, the USS Bagley was designed to patrol Lake Tahonomondo, a permanently dry salt lake in Death Valley. 400ft long from stem to stern, with enormous wheels and a prominent circular radio antenna, she was a magnificent sight steaming across the lake, where she can still be seen patrolling today.
The brain wave of Colonel Moysha Motzabreads, the Israeli Secret Service assembled a team of crack unicyclists to infiltrate terrorist organisations on its borders. This photo was taken en route in the Sinai Desert. To protect their identity, they are wearing false beards and glasses.  One has had his legs shortened. These vehicles were fitted with solid fuel rocket packs, which allowed them to reach speeds in excess of 200 kph, considerably faster than Palestinian unicycles.
The “Sucker Plus” was originally designed as a milking machine for the amateur dairy market.  With an obvious talent for lateral sales opportunities it was purchased by Dolly Parton Beauty Inc, a spin-off corporation owned by the famous star of whiny country music, and re-marketed as the Dolly Parton Bust Expansion Kit.
It is not well known that the tiny principality of Slobervia sided with the Germans in World War I. Here is the their highly innovative Steam Submarine.  It overcame the range limitations of the primitive electric submersibles of the time.  Its only flaw was its inability to submerge below the level of the funnels. Consequently, it was never a great success. The Slobervians were nothing if not plucky, and here you see them throwing washing at the enemy, after discovering the deck guns were rusted solid.